dottoraqn:

College students.

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penguinlove1001:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

mrsfaithwinchester:

winterinthetardis:

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HE EVEN TOLD THEM. GOD DAMN IT. 

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97chainz:

It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going

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So there I was, on amazon.com…

softfeathersintheimpala:

Trying to buy one of these bad boys

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And I’m wondering if this particular product is any good, so I look at the reviews. This was the most helpful good review…

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And this was the most helpful bad review…

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I fudging love this fandom.

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butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

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revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

tattooposer:

wait what

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER BEEN A PART OF ON TUMBLR MY LIFE IS WORTH IT.

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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